Lol, because you haven’t actually watched this show. 

• When I started shipping it
  This ship kind of snuck up on me. I was always aware of it even before I started watching Veronica Mars, but I didn’t know about the details of their relationship. I think the writers kind of subtly progressed their relationship in s1, but it was still a great surprise to me when Veronica suddenly kissed Logan for saving her from the psychotic FBI guy. I was just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE WITH LEO WHO IS THE SWEETEST PERSON EVERRRR WHO HELPED YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL EVIDENCE FROM HIM. I really had zero feelings about them and kinda just went along with it UNTIL.
  
  Until the entire high school found out about Veronica/Logan when they saw them kissing at Logan’s ‘surprise party.’ And Dick says ‘Please tell me this is some new reality show called My Skank.’ Logan had the most unexpected reaction ever, unexpected to me, when he said ‘Get out’ and was all ‘If you don’t like Veronica, you’re pretty much dead to me.’ I WAS IN LOVE. Logan was always trying his best not to hurt Veronica, because he could recognise something in her the others didn’t have. He loved her, even when she’s his best friend’s ex, and his dead girlfriend’s best friend, and when she was the outcast of the school. He loved her for her, and because of that, was willing to defend her to the very end. I LOVE THAT.
  
  
• What makes me happy about them
  That they’re both so screwed up, but they make each other better. Logan is not the best of boyfriends, but he LOVES HER SO MUCH and he really wants to protect her so much. And Veronica is just the worst kind of girlfriend because she has trust issues and the need to be smarter than everyone else. But she tries to work on these things for Logan. She tends to push Logan away just to test him, but Logan always tries his best to come back. I think they’re really just. As Logan says, their relationship is EPIC. And they’re both too extraordinary for anyone else.
  
  “I thought that our story was epic, you and me.”
  “I only want you.”
  “I can’t stand that I hurt you when all I want to do is protect you.”
  
  And then when they were broken up in the finale but Logan still beat up the guy who posted the sexual video of Veronica, even though he knows that the guy can and will kill him. Just. Omg this. LOGAN WILL JUST DO ANYTHING FOR HER, at all cost. But she will be worth it. Omg my heart.
  
  
• What makes me sad about them
  That they were so on-off, and that they didn’t technically end up together in the finale. Omg, seriously. Their journey in season three was very hard on my heart, but my shipper flame was burning.  
  
  
• Fanfic-related questions
  I’ve only read ONE fic from Veronica Mars. I can’t read fic of this show because it hurts too much, but all I do is rewatch scenes over and over. 
  
  
• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other
  I think Logan loved Lily so much, but Lily could not offer him the same love (not that they could end up together.) I also think Veronica has a special place reserved for Duncan in her heart, but Duncan is a little bit creepy to me. The magnitude of his love could never compare to Logan’s, even though he was sweet in his own way. I quite liked Leo, the deputy sheriff, because he was good for Veronica, so maybe him. Piz was sweet too. Maybe Hannah for Logan. 
  
  But you see, all of these OTHER PEOPLE were sweet and lovely and all, but they just could never compare to Veronica and Logan’s love for each other. Everyone else was too ordinary for them. 
  
  
• My happily ever after for them
  Veronica working in the FBI a few years later, with her dad as sheriff of Neptune. And Logan has moved out of Neptune to do something in business, because he’s so smart. He goes to Boston to look for her and they start over. No happenstance. No fate. No coincidences bumping to each other on stairwells. Him looking for her, and her accepting him immediately.  
  
  
• Who is the big spoon/little spoon
  Both. They are both so insecure. Although I don’t really see them cuddling. Actually I don’t see any of my ships cuddling.
  
  
• What is their favourite non-sexual activity
  Them doing things for the other person that they don’t like to do. Like Logan going for film festivals for Veronica.